I've found this map of Web Trends, developed in a style reminiscent of Subway Transit Maps, on Geekologie.com. Follow this link and you can access an ineractive version.

I think that my fears my finally be self-actualized. Having never taken the time to learn CSS, or even what it means, I now have to turn in a CSS-based website on Friday. I've yet to figure out the specifics behind websites and the CSS aspects of them, or how one goes about producing this CSS element.
Instead of showing off my website with movies and various elements of surprise and intellectual adacity, I'll continue to be the only one in the room eating paste and looking at picture books. I think that my fellow students are going to soon take pity on me, and perhaps slip me a spare cracker every now and then, as though I am the monkey at the zoo. Monkeys, I've heard, are also not well versed in Internet tools.