TeeHee!
The Lewiston Tribune ran a front page last Thursday that had two very lovely pictures in it. The first one was of a burly man in a flannel coat decorating for the holidays. The man was identitified as Michael Millhouse. The second photo was from video survalenance of a local conviencnce store, and showed a burly man in a flannel coat stealing a woman's wallet. The newspaper reported that the man was unknown.
Police finally caught on. They arrested poor Michael Millhouse, most likely still in his blue flannel coat, for felonly second-degree theft.
TeeHee!
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